Dude, you lost us, can you just call it something cool like "The Ninja Report" or something?-How I Met Your Mother

So this guy walks in to our department and starts talking to my boss about "the Ninja project". I thought either someone was a HIMYM fan or possibly just a huge duffis. It turns out actually we really do have a project going on for a company with Ninja in their name (Hence the capitalization. Check me out pretending I care about grammar and whatnot).

Ninja project, how awesome is that?

Mmmm. Move over, eggs. Bacon just got a new best friend - fudge-Homer SIPMSON

Friend: (long story about breakfast) Is bacon really that good?

Me: Bacon, chocolate and ninjas make everything better.

Friend:So your saying that bacon wrapped Hershey's bar served to you by Bruce Lee would make you smile

Me: Well Bruce Lee wasn't a ninja but yeah that would be pretty cool

BTW today's quote is from a site called the Royal Bacon Society Where Bacon is King . How awesome is that?

Apollo's first love was elusive Daphne-Ovid's Metamorphoses - Book I

I just realized I really haven't posted almost any pics of Daphne here since she was just a month or so old so here are a few of my favorites.

Here's the day I dressed her as a Ninja. We hadn't combed her hair yet after her bath. When we do comb it and it's still wet she looks like a pudgy balding man with a comb over so that wouldn't really have been better.

Here she is the morning she turned one (Jan 27). Check out her tiny little pink Converse.

Here is cuddling with Mama on a sick day. She LOVES that blanket. Dave gave it to me for Christmas but Daphne pretty much claimed it as her right full property. I usually only get to use it if I'm sharing with her.

Here is meeting Santa. She is not a fan of the big man. And yes that grown up young lady is Fiona.

At the Sacramento train museum

Slightly blurry picture of Cinderella and Anna from Halloween. Daphne only wore the outfit long enough for me to take a few pictures and wound up going to bed before we even had an trick or treaters. Fiona actually wore a completely different costume, I don't remember why she had that outfit on.

My little Pumpkin

Like a Ninja of love repelling down from above-Love Handle, You Snuck Your Way in to My Heart

There are two kinds of earworm (song that gets stuck in your head).

The kind that is really annoying and makes you want to jab a chop stick in your ear to kill it, generally from children's programing or commercials.

Side note: I remember one time my brother wandered in to the kitchen singing a tampon jingle and my Mom and I had to try to explain to him that he should stop without giving him way more info than he needed at seven.

The other kind of earworm is just as invasive but less painful. It's the kind that is just so darn catchy you have to go buy the song and listen to it 500 times in a row until it looses it's grip on your brain (Friday's post in my case).

Here's a list of some of the earworms that have joined my catalogue for better or worse.

Santeria-Sublime
The Lion Sleeps Tonight-The Tokens
Pretty Fly For a White Guy-Offspring
Livin' La Vida Loca-Ricky Martin
Bring Me to Live-Evanescence
How Bizarre-OMC
Stayin' Alive-The BeeGees
These Boots are Made for Walking-Nancy Sinatra
Smooth-Santana
1985-Bowling for Soup
9 to 5-Dolly Parton
Killing Me Softly-The Fugges
Where'd You Go-Fort Minor
Kick the Bass-Julien K
Love Fool-The Cardigans

What gets stuck in your head?

I Too Am Pro Ninja

If you can't read it click on the picture. I don't know what it means but it cheered up our drive to work.