Tuesday, September 1, 2015

Oh, the most fun thing I've ever been asked to autograph was breasts.-Peter Tork

One of Fiona's Barbies lost her head so Dave fixed it.

When I saw him about to draw on the doll I immediately assumed he was going to draw on nipples. This reflects badly on one of us but I'm not entirely sure which one.

Saturday, August 29, 2015

I think we should call the Avengers-Ant Man

Comic books and their respective movies have taught me that all bald guys are evil.

In real life I'd say it was less than 30%.

Wednesday, August 26, 2015

I'll just put this over here...with the rest of the fire.- The IT Crowd

Today we had fire extinguisher training and I'm posting these pictures purely so I could use that quote.

Monday, August 24, 2015

I carried it too far, that’s for sure.-Jeffrey Dahmer

Coworker 1: If you could shoot somebody in the head who would it be? Like if there would be no legal repercussions and God said it was okay who would you shoot?

Pause while we think

Coworker 2: Charles Manson.

Coworker 1: Okay. Why him specifically?

Coworker 2: Because I think he's a waste of existence and it would save the tax payers money.

Another pause while we absorb this

Me: I love how he has a really great answer and I'm over here thinking of all the people I know going, "Hmmmm so many options."

Thursday, August 20, 2015

I love being my husband's wife.-Julianna Margulies

Today is our 10 anniversary. To celebrate we spent a long weekend in Mendocino while my Mom watched the girls (thanks again Mom).  We stayed in this tiny little cottage right on the sea cliffs. It was gorgeous, and romantic, and....sexy.

On Saturday the view led to this conversation.

Dave: This is the kind of place where you have to hope your spouse doesn't get wasted and fall off the cliff because you'd wind up in jail for murder.

Me: Lol true. But you'd have to be REALLY drunk to go through those bushes before you even got to the cliff.

Dave: That's exactly what the cops would say.

Happy anniversary Dave. Here's to many more years of enjoying each others weirdness.

Wednesday, August 19, 2015

Even though you're growing up you should never stop having fun.-Nina Dobrev

I started this blog when Fiona was a few months old as a way to keep my sanity. A few years down the road my "baby" is starting second grade and I've given up and embraced being nuts.

Love ya baby girl.

Thursday, August 6, 2015

I reject your reality and substitute my own.-Adam Savage

Coworker 1: Check this out (shows us unlikely picture on internet)

Coworker 2: That's not real.

Coworker 1: Yes it is.

Me: No he's right.

Coworker 2: You can tell its photoshopped (goes in to technical details)

Coworker 1: No!

Me: Seriously. If you believe that I've got a bridge to sell you.

Coworker 1: No THIS is real! I can see a picture on the internet.

Me: I can show you a picture of the bridge too. (tapity tapity on the keyboard) See here it is on the internet.