Saturday, September 13, 2014

If she doesn't scare you, no evil thing will.-101 Dalmations

I was thinking about Disney villains. I've decided Cruella Devil is hands down the most evil.

Maleficent (my personal favorite due to turning in to a bad ass dragon) is just a stickler for manners. Everyone else got invited to the party but her. Sure trying to kill the princess is a bit excessive but I get why she was pissed.

Captain Hook had his hand cut off and fed to a crocodile. Who wouldn't be angry?

Lady Tremain (Cinderella's step mom)was trying to look out for the best interests of her children.

Ursala, Jaffar, and Shan Yu we're attempting coups. This has happened countless times in history. Plot wise it's not that original.

The Evil Queen from Snow White was just trying to maintain both her thrown and her youth. Please who among us doesn't wish we  could remain young and hot.

Cruella.....wants to skin puppies.

Tuesday, September 2, 2014

Sunday, August 31, 2014

It's got mountains, it's got rivers. it's got sights to give you shivers-When I'm Gone (sometimes known as cups)

Me: (singing) You're gonna miss me by my walk. You're gonna miss me by my talk oh. You're gonna...

Fiona: It's sounded like you said taco.

Me: I know I though that too.

Fiona: (laughing) taco!

Me: That's my taco! You can't have it! You get your own!

Fiona: Yeah my taco!

Me: That's nacho cheese!

And then we both laughed until their were tears on our faces.

Wednesday, August 27, 2014

The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on. It is never of any use to oneself.-Oscar Wilde

Dear Baby Daphne,

I don't want to tell you how to live your life. And I know experimenting is part of how you learn but....

Most people find it's best not to poop and eat that the same time.

Just a piece of advice,

Your loving Mama.

Monday, August 11, 2014

When a woman is talking to you, listen to what she says with her eyes.-Victor Hugo

Deja Vu

Conversation with Daphne

Daphne: Baba ada abbb

Me: Can you say Mama?

Daphne: Dada

Me: Mmmmmmm Mama

Daphne: Dada

Me: You're gonna do this to me too hu? Mama.

Daphne: Dada

Monday, July 14, 2014

Have you ever retired a human by mistake?-Blade Runner

Overheard conversation

He: You know Wesley Snipes?

She: What's he in?

He: He played Blade in that one movie. What's it called? Blade Runner?

Bystander: It was called Blade.

He: Oh yeah and he was in Coming to America.

Not knowing about movies is acceptable. Giving wrong information with total confidence isn't.

Saturday, July 5, 2014

People are either born hosts or born guests.-Max Beerbohm

A friend texted that they we're in town and would it be alright if they stopped by.

I texted back of coarse.

As per her usual she flaked...

Darn it! I just cleaned the house for nothing!