Monday, July 14, 2014

Have you ever retired a human by mistake?-Blade Runner

Overheard conversation

He: You know Wesley Snipes?

She: What's he in?

He: He played Blade in that one movie. What's it called? Blade Runner?

Bystander: It was called Blade.

He: Oh yeah and he was in Coming to America.


Not knowing about movies is acceptable. Giving wrong information with total confidence isn't.

Saturday, July 5, 2014

People are either born hosts or born guests.-Max Beerbohm

A friend texted that they we're in town and would it be alright if they stopped by.

I texted back of coarse.

As per her usual she flaked...



Darn it! I just cleaned the house for nothing!

Tuesday, June 24, 2014

'Tis healthy to be sick sometimes.-Henry David Thoreau

Dave stayed home from work sick and apparently Fiona convinced him not to take her to day camp. I texted at lunch to see how he was.

Me: How are you feeling? Better? Worse?

Dave: Better. Fiona made me a PB&J and brought me apple juice and some fruit snacks.

Me: Awwwww. She's turning out to pretty decent.

Sunday, June 8, 2014

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.-Mark Twain

Poor Miss Daphne has a goopy eye. I was worried that it was Pinkeye. Luckily I was wrong, it turns out she has an, "immature tear duct"....

She's not quite 5 months old I wouldn't describe any part of her as "mature".

Friday, May 23, 2014

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.-Dean Martin

Telling an embarrassing but funny story about drinking too much.

Me: So I was lying on the bathroom floor and Dave knocks on the door and says sweetly, "I got you a bucket."

Co-worker: Your lucky, my husband would have left me on the bathroom floor.

Me: That was before we got married. He was trying to woo me.

Sunday, May 11, 2014

Those little eyes so helpless and appealing, one day will flash and send you crashing through the ceiling.-Thank Heaven for Little Girls from Gigi

Fiona wanted to play dress up in my closet. I was surprised how much I enjoyed it too.

This was the dress I wore to the homecoming dance my freshman year


This one I wore to my bachelorette party


This one was just something I wore to an office Christmas party but she looked surprisingly cute in it.



And.........


This of coarse is my wedding dress. She tells me she wants to wear it when she gets married. I'd love it if she did but I'm guessing she'll change her mind.