Tuesday, September 2, 2014

Sunday, August 31, 2014

It's got mountains, it's got rivers. it's got sights to give you shivers-When I'm Gone (sometimes known as cups)

Me: (singing) You're gonna miss me by my walk. You're gonna miss me by my talk oh. You're gonna...

Fiona: It's sounded like you said taco.

Me: I know I though that too.

Fiona: (laughing) taco!

Me: That's my taco! You can't have it! You get your own!

Fiona: Yeah my taco!

Me: That's nacho cheese!

And then we both laughed until their were tears on our faces.

Wednesday, August 27, 2014

The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on. It is never of any use to oneself.-Oscar Wilde

Dear Baby Daphne,

I don't want to tell you how to live your life. And I know experimenting is part of how you learn but....

Most people find it's best not to poop and eat that the same time.

Just a piece of advice,

Your loving Mama.

Monday, August 11, 2014

When a woman is talking to you, listen to what she says with her eyes.-Victor Hugo

Deja Vu

Conversation with Daphne

Daphne: Baba ada abbb

Me: Can you say Mama?

Daphne: Dada

Me: Mmmmmmm Mama

Daphne: Dada

Me: You're gonna do this to me too hu? Mama.

Daphne: Dada

Monday, July 14, 2014

Have you ever retired a human by mistake?-Blade Runner

Overheard conversation

He: You know Wesley Snipes?

She: What's he in?

He: He played Blade in that one movie. What's it called? Blade Runner?

Bystander: It was called Blade.

He: Oh yeah and he was in Coming to America.

Not knowing about movies is acceptable. Giving wrong information with total confidence isn't.

Saturday, July 5, 2014

People are either born hosts or born guests.-Max Beerbohm

A friend texted that they we're in town and would it be alright if they stopped by.

I texted back of coarse.

As per her usual she flaked...

Darn it! I just cleaned the house for nothing!

Tuesday, June 24, 2014

'Tis healthy to be sick sometimes.-Henry David Thoreau

Dave stayed home from work sick and apparently Fiona convinced him not to take her to day camp. I texted at lunch to see how he was.

Me: How are you feeling? Better? Worse?

Dave: Better. Fiona made me a PB&J and brought me apple juice and some fruit snacks.

Me: Awwwww. She's turning out to pretty decent.