I was having one of those mornings. The alarm didn't go off so I was running late. I couldn't find two socks that match. I got toothpaste on my shirt and had to change. Finally I was almost ready to go. I leaned down to tie my shoe and my pants split all the way up the back. I paused, took a deep breath, stood calmly up, removed the ruined pants and got back in bed.
That was the day that I decided that sometimes the universe wants you to take a day off.