This music won't do. There's not enough sarcasm in it.-Samuel Goldwyn

Conversation as we left the ballet.

Me: Did you have fun Fona bona?

Little girl walking in front of us: (Turns around) Fona bona? That's a funny sounding name.

Me: That's not her real name it's just something silly we call her.

Little girls mom: Like when we call you Emily pemily.

Fiona: Emily pemily? That's a funny sounding name.

Me: The snark is strong with this one.