As I've mentioned before Dave and I work at the same company. Lots of people have asked how we manage to do it and not get annoyed with each other. Honestly we're kind of mellow people and just ignore the occasional annoying behavior even when we're not at work, it's just not worth the effort to get pissed about the little stuff. Also until recently we sat on opposite sides of the building and only saw each other at lunch.
However a couple weeks ago the rearranged the whole place and we now sit two cubes apart on the same aisle and yeah I'm starting to get annoyed but not at Dave. He does desktop support which means he's up and around away from his desk all day fixing things. It also means people wander over to his desk all the time looking for him and he's usually not there, so you know what they do? Guess. Yes you are so smart, they ask me where he is. I'm not his secretary, I'm not even in the same department. I wish I could post a sign that said the following:
Dear person who is about to ask me where Dave is. Thank you for your interest. I too enjoy his company, however as illustrated by the lovely rings we both wear I trust him to wander about on his own. I am unable to locate him simply by virtue of being his wife and am prevented from passing on any messages by my own job duties.
I'd probably get in trouble hu?....And no one would bother to read it.