Conversation as we left the ballet.
Me: Did you have fun Fona bona?
Little girl walking in front of us: (Turns around) Fona bona? That's a funny sounding name.
Me: That's not her real name it's just something silly we call her.
Little girls mom: Like when we call you Emily pemily.
Fiona: Emily pemily? That's a funny sounding name.
Me: The snark is strong with this one.