An intellectual is someone who can listen to the "William Tell Overture" without thinking of the Lone Ranger.-John Chesson

Ya know what I miss about my last job?

I mean aside from the salary, benefits, and few cool people I worked with.

I miss the ghetto badly maintained building. Sure it was annoying that the ceiling tiles were falling down and we got leaks when it rained (we weren't even on the top floor) but because of all the old wiring and equipment we got evacuated approximately every six months and wound up with an impromptu half day off. The best time was the day Dave and I arrived in the morning and they wouldn't let anyone in because of some sort of gas leak so we got the whole day off.