I have loads of underwear, but only wear the bras because I never wear knickers.-Katie Price

Fiona was in her highchair having breakfast so I took the opportunity to get dressed.

Fiona: Mama! Mama! I want more juice!

Me: Just a sec.

Fiona: Juice! I need more juice!

Me: Just let me get some clothes on.

Fiona: JUICE!!!!!!!!

Me: Fine! (Coming in to the room in just my pants and bra) Here's some more juice.

Fiona: Thank you. (takes a sip) Um Mama?


Me: Yes.

Fiona: Can you put nother shirt on?