Tuesday, March 28, 2017

One time I tried to use the bathroom in the dark, and I missed the toilet, and I fell on the floor.-Rita Ora

Daphne: Monkey?

Me: Sure I can turn on Monkey in a minute but I have to change my pants first.

Daphne: You peepee you pants?

Me: No just got water on them while I was watering the plants.

Daphne: It's okay you peepee.

Me: Well I didn't but I appreciate the fact that you wouldn't judge me for it.

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