This morning in the produce department at the grocery store.
Daphne: Rapunzel Mamma mean.
Me: Yes she is mean but that's not her real Mamma. I'm sure her real Mamma was nice.
Daphne: Yeah Mamma nice
Me: Am I a nice Mamma?
A lady stocking produce began laughing uncontrollably.
Produce stocker: I'm so sorry that caught me off guard.
Me: (also laughing) It's okay. If she'd said yes that'd mean I'm not doing my job right.
Produce stocker: True. (still laughing) That made my day.