We were getting in to the car to go to the store.
Fiona: Your car is messy
Me: (looking at the crumbs, sand, and twigs around her car seat) Yeah it is.
Fiona: What happened Mama?
Me: Well ya see I had a baby and she made a big ol mess out of my car.
Fiona: Silly baby. The baby can clean up you car.
Me: That'd be great. I'm not holding my breath though.
Fiona: You had a baby in my car seat? Silly Mama.
Me: I'll tell you a secret. You're the baby. You made the mess.
Fiona: Ooooooh I THE BABY! (looks at mess) Sorry Mama.