Friday, May 6, 2011

It is not a bad thing that children should occasionally, and politely, put parents in their place.-Colette

Me: Hey! Mama is not a super cheap stripper.

Dave: (Walking in to the room) What?

Me: She tried to put a nickel in my bra.

2 comments:

Roses said...

How... did she manage to fold a nickel?

Dani said...

Roses-It may be the three glasses of wine talking but you made me laugh out loud honestly. More likely you're actually funny.

Also have I mentioned how massive my boobs are? Honestly no folding required. I can't wait till I can get them reduced to a size that happens in nature (unlike my hair collor badump bump)