Then when the cops closed the fair, I cut my long baby hair.-Flightless Bird, American Mouth by Iron and Wine

I spend a lot of time thinking about flightless birds.

Ya know how when someone is avoiding something unpleasant you say, "You can't just bury your head in the sand"?

Have you ever noticed how Ostriches are not extinct?

It would seem that actually burying your head in the sand is a pretty effective survival strategy.