Thursday, March 17, 2011

I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.-Kurt Vonnegut


Fiona: I farted!

Me: Yes, you should say excuse me.

Fiona: No farts are for laughing.

Me: (biting the inside of my cheek) yes but you should still say excuse me.

Fiona: No! Farts are for laughing! Do you understand me?

And she looked so serious I of coarse lost it, cracked up, and completely failed to teach her a lesson about manners.

1 comment:

Roses said...

I once asked The Husband, "At what age do farts stop being funny for males?" To which he replied, "About eighth grade."

Later that evening, he and the boys were all laughing at movie fart jokes.
"Really? Eighth grade."
"Oh, you believed me?"