Dear Little Miss Puddinbelly,
Happy third birthday. Sure we celebrated a couple weeks ago at Disneyland and again this weekend but today is your actual birthday. Do you know why this is your birthday? 'Cause you were trying to come out butt first folded like a taco and that was just not happenin'. So the Doctor and I discussed the possible dates for my C-section. Generally they schedule them a week before the due date but that was a Saturday and the following Monday was Christmas eve and the Dr. and I both had other plans for that day so we decided on the Friday. The result is we got to bring you home on Christmas eve. I've always said you were the best Christmas gift I've ever received although if someone would like to try to top it by getting me something really spectacular I'd be happy to accept.
Love ya Baby girl (though you're not much of a baby any more)