I was born with a plastic spoon in my mouth.-The Who, Substitute*

Fiona was eating lunch and "reading" a book.

Fiona: Oh no!

Me: Did you get yogurt on the book?

Fiona: No, the spoon did it.

I can't argue with her logic

*And now I'm kicking myself for waisting my Tick quote because I thought I'd never have a use for it.

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