California is a great place to live if you're an orange.-Fred A. Allen

Dear Katey Perry,

I have three things to say to you

#1. If I'm understanding your euphemism correctly I don't think you want to "melt" the Popsicle


#2. There's no U in Girl

#3. Speaking as a female from the golden state you do not represent me.

I like the wig though

Thanks
Dani