Dear Neighbor Who Writes Anonymous Notes,
Thanks so much for your note about my yard. Since other than needing to be mowed the front isn't bad I'm assuming you're talking about the backyard.
Now to respond to your concerns.
1. Stop looking over my fence
2. Yep you're right I don't care about this neighborhood. What made you think I did?
3. If you have something to say to me, say it to my face. Yep I see the irony of responding in this forum but if I knew who you were you can bet I'd be saying this to you in person.
Bite me you interfering peeping tom