Things I could have been doing Saturday morning rather than sitting around being bored.
1. Touring the world in my very own rock band. Don't let the fact that I can't read or write music worry you, there are plenty of people who tour who don't have any talent.
2. Cornering the worlds coffee market in the first step in my plan of world domination.
3. Create the worlds largest cookie and invite 10,000 of my closest friends to help eat it.