Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children.-Samuel Butler

5 Reasons Evil bunnies are better than a toddler



They don't make any noise



There are more Monty Python references to be made



They eat the fox tails in the backyard (actually I suppose she might if we let her)



If I get mad at them it's okay to lock them in the backyard



They're awfully cute. Oh wait that one doesn't work.