Tuesday, March 31, 2009

My Plan For World Domination

If I wanted to take over the world I would do it by cornering the worlds coffee bean market. Then I would withhold coffee until each nation on earth had caved and surrendered to my will. Then I would very carefully dole out the coffee keeping the population of the world just drowsy enough that they would be unable to rise up and over throw my tyrannical rule. Luckily for everyone I think running the world would be far to much work to make this plan at all appealing but don't test me.

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