Home is where you can say anything you like cause nobody listens to you anyway.-Author Unknown

Hey all just an FYI.

As I've mentioned we're moving, or rather we will already have moved by the time this publishes. I'm not sure if we will have reliable Internet access for a couple weeks so if I drop off the face of the earth for a bit don't worry I'll be back.

I'm looking forward to posting some pics of our new house as I get things set up. Of coarse if things don't come out the way I'm picturing in my head this is the last you will hear of it.

See ya soon
Dani

Oh & P.S. Happy Birthday Dad!

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points.-Mae West

This post gets slightly racy but it was just so absurd I had to share. If you're easily offended feel free to skip.

I was driving a load of stuff up to our new place on Friday. The car next to me in traffic had a sheet of paper on the passenger side widow. I assumed someone had put it there to block the sun. Although if I'd though about it the sun was not in a position to shine through that widow. When they pulled a bit ahead of me I saw that it was actually a stick figure type drawing of a pair of boobs. I wasn't offended or anything but I did wonder why someone would choose to put something so tacky in their window.

Due to the way traffic was going this car wound up right beside me for a couple miles. I just kept my eyes on the road since #1 that's how you're supposed to drive and #2 cartoon boobs don't interest me . Even when the car in front of them had pulled away they continued to pace me and I was starting to wonder if it was on purpose. Eventually a car pulled in front of me and I slowed down a bit to let them in and I could see the boob car had added a new sign "Titts for gifts."

Charming!

Run away, run away-Monty Python and the Holly Grail

Hey good news!

We found a home for the evil bunnies. We can't take them to the new place and I really didn't want to take them to the pound but one of Dave's co-workers volunteered to take them.

This is good news because I don't have to feel (as)guilty about getting rid of them. It's also good news because they are EVIL and I'm glad I don't have to own them any more.

Mental note don't give their new owner a link to my blog.

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office.-Heloise Cruse

While looking at listings for cleaning services



Dave: What the heck is Brazilian cleaning?



Me: They remove all the hair?