One ought not to judge her: all children are Heartless. They have not grown a heart yet, which is why they can climb high trees and say shocking things and leap so very high grown-up hearts flutter in terror. -The Girl Who Circumnavigated Fairyland in a Ship of Her Own Making

Me: Oooowwww!

Fiona: Are you ok Mommy?

Me: Yeah it's just my back. It's 'cause I'm pregnant.

Fiona: (Matter of fact)That's why you should have only had one kid.

Me:(looks at her in mute horror)





(turns to Dave, who is laughing) I am so close to punching her in the face right now!





AFTER TWO YEARS OF BEGGING FOR A BABY SISTER!!!!!!!!!!