Fiona: Are you ok Mommy?
Me: Yeah it's just my back. It's 'cause I'm pregnant.
Fiona: (Matter of fact)That's why you should have only had one kid.
Me:(looks at her in mute horror)
(turns to Dave, who is laughing) I am so close to punching her in the face right now!
AFTER TWO YEARS OF BEGGING FOR A BABY SISTER!!!!!!!!!!