...and I yelled, I said, "What do you want from us, monster?" And the monster bent down, and said, "I need about tree-fitty.-South Park

Fiona was watching a cartoon where the Loch Ness Monster caught some of the characters because "she doesn't like it when anyone is happy"

Me: Slander! Nessie is fun loving and kind!

Fiona: No Mommy that's not this show that's Wonder Pets.

Me: No! That's we're Scottish and you should support Nessie!

Seriously I was upset.