Thursday, March 4, 2010

If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.-John Gotti

Do you want to know what I'm going to do if I will the lottery?

Well yes I am going to buy a whole butt load of expensive shoes but that's not what I meant. Thanks for playing though.

I'm going to start a web site where people can come tell me how horrible their boss is. I mean the actually abusive but you need the job so you can't quit type. Every week or two I'll pick one and go get a job there and when the boss is an ass to me I'll tell him off and say all the things the real employees wish they could say.

And if I can't get a job there because I'm not qualified (ya know Doctor, FBI agent, ummm person with any kind of degree) I'll hire a singing telegram to tell him or her what a dick they are.

Wouldn't that be an awesome way to give back to the community?

Note: I should point out my boss is actually pretty cool so this is not a reflection on her. I have however had the other kind shudder.


leeann said...

I used to deliver balloons and singing telegrams. Please, please, when you begin this very-much-needed enterprise, hire me.
I'd dearly love to see the look on some rotten bosses' faces. And I know I'd never have to sing at you. :)
Unless you stiff me on my evaluation. Then... no promises.

Dani said...

OMG Leann that is the best idea ever! I better got get my lottery ticket for this week.

Roses said...

And then video-tape everything so you can have the next hit reality TV show!

... or at least be famous on youTube.

P.S. Not related to anything, but I'm amused that my word verification is "poozing".

Dani said...

This idea is sounding better and better all the time.