Dear person with "don't touch" on your food in the work refrigerator,
I can sympathise with your frustration. After all someone once stole my yogurt (again who does that?). However demanding I "don't touch" your food and then putting it at the very front of the shelf blocking my things doesn't work for me. I touched your food. There I said it. I moved it to the right so I could get my butter (yes I keep butter at work, don't you?) then I moved it to the left so that is remains in approximately the same place. I'm sorry if my actions have contaminated/sexually harassed/traumatized your food.
The lady who keeps butter at work