Dave and I both spend a lot of our time singing complete nonsense to our pets and now our daughter. Sometimes it just inserting their names and sometimes it's...well lets call them original compositions.
For example I sometimes sing to Fiona (the tune of Oh Susannah) "Oh Fiona oh don't you cry for me". Or (the tune of Mandy) "Oh Gambit, Your a big yellow dog and you're stinky, but you're such a good dog".
Dave on the other had steps it up a notch and sings opera to them. There's one number he does and I'm sorry I don't know the name of the actual piece that he always claims is the finale to Gambito Triumphant (The Opera about our dog). Because I like to support his crazy behavior just as much as I appreciate him supporting mine I drew him this picture in MS Paint. It's my set design for the final scene to this riveting drama in which our hero Gambit sings his victory song on the bodies of his enemies. Note the hero hat which was inspired by a hat Dave wore for Halloween about ten years ago.