Somehow I picked up the phrase, " I wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating crackers." from my Mom. It's used in reference to someone hot. I honestly couldn't tell you why I would be talking about something like that with my Mom but I'm pretty sure we were discussing Brad Pitt so there ya go.
Last night I went to get in to bed and there were crushed saltines between the sheets on my side of the bed. Apparently Dave was feeding Fiona crackers.
Ya know I love them both but neither of em is Brad Pitt.
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We used to say "I wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating celery if he had salt in his bellybutton."
I think we grew up with the microwave door open during cooking.
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