Yesterday I had Fiona on my lap when Dave pointed out a red spot on her forehead. I thought it might be a smudge of baby food so I licked my finger and tried to wipe it off but it turned out she had scratched herself. Dave and I both said oh well and returned to what we were doing. A minute passed before I realized what I'd done. I'D LICKED MY FINGER AND TRIED TO CLEAN MY CHILD'S FACE! I'm such a Mom but in a bad way.