Friday, May 23, 2014

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.-Dean Martin

Telling an embarrassing but funny story about drinking too much.

Me: So I was lying on the bathroom floor and Dave knocks on the door and says sweetly, "I got you a bucket."

Co-worker: Your lucky, my husband would have left me on the bathroom floor.

Me: That was before we got married. He was trying to woo me.

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