Me: Damn you've got thick nails. If Fiona inherits both our nails she's going to have adamantium claws.
Alright it's not really a conversation since Dave didn't respond but it's still true. By the way no I never saw any of the movies. And while we're on the subject I'm irritated that now people are actually going to get why I named our dog Gambit and they're going to say, "Oh you named him after that character in that movie" and I'm gonna be all, "He's freaking nine."
I'm far to cool to be talking to these people!