Things I text to Dave
Dec 13, 2013: Just sharing a really non sexy update about my boobs.
Dec 18, 2013: Perfect! Sorry I seem to have the knack for calling when you are in a meeting.
Dec 20, 2013: These days I have a hard time avoiding wearing whatever I eat. I just discovered I had a big smear of chocolate across my boob. I hope it wasn't there very long.
Dec 30, 2013: I see they want your clean blood.
Jan 9, 2014: Remember the red sparkly hat we bought for the fake glamor shots? I totally just saw an old lady wearing one.
Jan 10, 2014: Cool. Did Big Monkey make it home?
Jan 14, 2014: Dude! I just saw a commercial for a drug that is suppose to make sex after menopause not hurt. WTF I didn't even know that was a problem. Being a woman kinda sucks.
Jan 15, 2014: Downside to taking it easy. Sitting still sends Daphne the message that, "Now would be a great time for you to do your Rockets impression."
Jan 15, 2014: Both the dog and the cat are talking in their sleep.