Friday, February 8, 2013

The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it. -George Bernard Shaw

Dear Universe,

Why did you make this rule? When you're waiting for the air conditioning (or PG&E or cable) guy to come and of coarse you need to pee and you say to yourself, "I'm sure he won't show up in the next two minutes." Why oh why does the doorbell always ring the moment you sit down?

A lady who drinks a lot of watter

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