My friend is getting married in September. I am one of her bridesmaids. Proof that I am both a good friend and good bridesmaid.
Me: Have you decided on the song for your first dance?
Bride: Yes, At Last.
Me: Excellent choice, a classic. Etta James or Celine Dion?
Bride: Oh definitely Etta James.
Me: (With sigh of relief) Oh good. I really didn't want to have to slap you.
Friends don't let friends use overly dramatic covers of classics for their first dance.