Life is a Bowl of Cherries-Proverb

Dishing out a second helping of fruit cocktail to Fiona

Fiona: Where's the nother red one?

Me: Here's one, and here's another one.

Fiona: And the nother one?

Me: You've had like five of em. I think you got em all now.

Fiona: Awww.

Me: When I was little there was only one in the whole can.

Fiona: Oh no.

Me: Yeah and I had a brother so we had to fight over who got to have it. I always won because I was the oldest and I was bigger than him.

Fiona: You were old like me?

Me: Yep, I was old like you so I got the cherry.