Dave was getting Fiona ready for a bath. I was in the living room reading a book. I could hear Dave saying something to Fiona but it was to low for me to understand. My attention was caught by a few words, "to Mama then come back here".
Suddenly Fiona bursts in to the room butt naked and screams, "STREAKIN'" before lapping my chair and returning to Dave in the bathroom.
Again someday she's going to hate me for posting this but I'll just remind her that in this case Daddy is the one she should blame.