Dave and I stopped at Burger King. I had a bunch of ones I wanted to get out of my wallet so it would close properly so I said I'd pay.
Me: ...11, 12, 13 dollars. (hands them to clerk)
BK Girl: That's a lot of ones.
Dave: She's a stripper.
Me: Thank you David!
And then the whole BK staff and all the customers in hearing distance laughed themselves silly.