Thursday, November 18, 2010

In a dream you are never eighty.-Anne Sexton

You know how people sometimes start conversations with "I had the weirdest dream the other night?"

Yeah...I had the worlds dullest dream the other night.

No really. I dreamed about brushing my teeth. While I brushed I reminded myself to use the mouth wash for a full 30 seconds for maximum germ killing efficiency.

What the F was the point of that?


Roses said...

Well, that explains why you spit on Dave in the middle of the night, anyway.

Dani said...


It took me a minute to figure out what post this was in reference to. I thought it might have been the stripper one. Lol!