Dear Fuzzy Warm Socks,
I love you I really do. You make wandering around the house in winter a fluffy marshmallow treat. Sometimes when I get in bed I think it is warm enough to leave you in the drawer but then I discover that I am wrong but it IS to cold to get out of bed and get you. Please know that this doesn't mean I don't care about you. It means I want Dave to go get you and clearly he doesn't love you as much as I do because he wont' do it.
With All My Love