Conversation with a developmentally disabled young man with a speech impediment in the supermarket (No I'm not making fun of him, how dare you)
Special young man: Scuse me
Me: (nearvously) yes
SYM: Where's a fhdfgldgo
SYM: yu know the szdlfjzxfgjaz
Me: I'm sorry
SYM: The (pokes self in stomach and makes giggling noises)
Me: Oooooh the pilsbury products
SYM: Yeah (nodding enthusiastically)
Me: Yeah if you turn right here and walk to the other end of the store they are on your left.
SYM: tak yu (wanders off happily)
I hope he enjoyed his cookies or whatever.