Conversation when Dave got home from going out to get Teflon tape to fix a leaky watter filter.
Dave: Why do I even go to K-Mart?
Me: They didn't have the tape?
Me: Have they ever had what you went there for, even once?
Me: (Noticing bag in hand) What did you buy?
Dave: Dukes of Hazard seasons 4 and 6.
Me: (Nodding head in understanding remaining silent)