I was walking down the hall at work and saw Dave with a big stack of flattened boxes. I observed that that is a lot of boxes. He agreed that indeed it was. Suddenly I had the best idea.
Me: You could make a fort!
Dave: Yeah I could block the hall and defend my position.
Me: And throw paperclips at people
Dave: I'd get fired though
Me: (sadly) Yeah....(excitedly)If we win the lottery you totally have to do it though.
Dave: Or I could just stay home
Me: Well yes but come on fired for building a box fort, you'd be legendary!