Kittens!

When I was in Jr. High one of our cats had kittens. I know, I know we should have gotten her fixed and we did after this but we still needed to find homes for the kittens now that they were here. A friend of my parents said she's adopt one when they were old enough. She already had one cat named Ichabod who they called Icky for short. We called the kitten she'd picked I.J. for Icky junior which we thought was extremely cleaver as the local paper was known as the I.J.(actually the Marin Independent Journal but everyone just called it the IJ). Finally the day came that the kitten could go to his new home do ya know what they named him? Yucky. Icky and Yucky very clever.