Tuesday, March 15, 2016

The early bird may get the worm, but its the second mouse that gets the cheese.-Jeremy Paxman

Fiona: (From the bathroom) No Daphne leave me alone. I'm using the bathroom I don't need a crowd in here?

Me: (Gleefully from the kitchen)Oh the irony!

Fiona: Ewwwwww! Daphne just pushed a half eaten pice of cheese under the door while I'm trying to use the bathroom.

I laughed maniacaly with a total lack of sympathy. 

1 comment:

Roses said...

This *is* the reason parents have second child.

It is.