Conversation with fellow Mom/Coworkers
Co worker 1: He's 18 months and I'm still working on loosing the baby weight.
Co worker 2: Even if you loose the weight your body's never the same.
Me: I'm still working on it.
Co worker 3 (with grown kids): Me too!
We all laugh
Co worker 3: Of coarse I was the old Mom. I was 32 when my last one was born.
Me: Ha! I was 32 when I had Fiona. I was 38 when Daphne was born.
Co worker 2: Wait how old are you?
Me: I'll be 40 this year.
Everyone exclaimed about how they thought I was younger then that, which was probably insincere but was nice to hear.
Co worker 4: Honestly I would have guessed 32.
Me: (Takes big bite of Cup O Noodles) Imf ta fefly ding.
Co worker 3: What?
Me: It's the healthy eating.