Watching a commercial for some celebrity endorsed face cream (Don't remember what it was called, let's just call it Goo).
Dave: Do you want some Goo baby Daphne? We're gonna buy some Goo for your booty.
Me: I don't think her butt needs it. It is after all what skin is compared too when saying it is nice.
Dave: That's true little baby. They say like a baby's butt. Isn't that exciting, your butt is the standard for facial beauty!