Wednesday, March 27, 2013

An armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life.-Robert Heinlein

Setting the table

Me: Does the napkin go on the right or left?

Dave: Ummmm

Me: The fork goes on the left but we're having pizza. If any one asks for a fork I'll be all, "Get outta my house!"

Dave: Get the fork out!

Me: Fork off!

Dave: Go fork yourself!

Note: I honestly didn't think I'd ever have a legitimate reason to use this quote and then I wrote this post.

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