Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish.-Mark Twain

Fiona: (in a panicked voice from the bathroom) Mommy I need help!

Me: (running in) What's wrong?

Fiona: I need to wash my hands and I don't have any soap.

Me: No problem there is more soap in the world. Here you can use the one you picked out (pulls out new soap with a tropical fish on the label)

Fiona: Oooooooh my hands are gonna smell like fish!