Thursday, August 4, 2011

Formal education is a marvelous thing. But Unless it's liberally sprinkled with plain old common horse sense, it's not worth shit.-Jimmy Dean

Dave was in the kitchen, I was in the living room.

Dave: What's mumbletile sausage?

Me: What?

Dave: numeretile sausage?

Me: What?

Dave: New York style sausage?

Me: Oh I thought you said "Erectile sausage."

Aaaaaaaaand that's when I realised I was shouting next to an open window. Our neighbors have got to love us.

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