We've pretty much got Fiona potty trained and boy howdy was that the most fun ever? No, no it wasn't.
Now we are working on some more related issues like remembering to flush and turn off the light when you leave the room.
I spent today repeatedly giving step by step instructions on how to use toilet paper. Take a moment to think about that.
First grab the paper, now pull. No! No not that much, just a little. Yes just like that now tear it off. No. No stop. Put one hand on the roll to keep it from moving, yes like that. Now use your other hand to tear it. No from the top. The top Fiona. TOP not bottom. Yes that top sheesh. Okay now tear. Yay! Okay now kinda fold it up...
In unrelated news I have a job interview today. Wish me luck.